14 Hilariously Useless Goals You Should Have Achieved By Age 35

When someone offers unsolicited, unhelpful advice to the masses, you can rely on Twitter users to provide the perfect response.

Last week a money saving expert claimed you should have savings worth twice the size of your annual salary by the time you’re 35, to which a lot of us replied: “On what planet is that possible?”

But now people are sharing the other goals you should aim for by the time you hit the milestone, and let’s just say they’re a lot more attainable. 

Most on Twitter have focused on the impressive hoarding ability we hone throughout our late twenties and early thirties:

Others have pointed out the life skills we could do with dedicating some time to:

And some pointed out how we’re all too busy to get anything done by 35:

 

While this academic got painfully philosophical: 

Overall though, this has to be the best response.