Donald Trump Won’t Reveal His New Year’s Resolution For A Very Odd Reason

President Donald Trump seems to have mixed up New Year’s resolutions with birthday wishes, telling reporters that you’re not supposed to say them out loud. 

Speaking at a party at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida, first lady Melania Trump said her resolution is for “peace in the world.” 

The president wouldn’t give his, saying, “I’m not sure you’re supposed to say a resolution out loud.” 

“I don’t want to say what my resolution is because I think we jinx it, all right?” the president said. “But I can tell you, we really have a good resolution and it’s a resolution for our country.”