Me the entire day: ughhh I’m so tired. Do I have time for a nap? My eyelids are 90 pounds. I AM DEPRIVED 😫

Me at 2am: YO ITS LIT ✨🎉 IM SO AWAKE MAYBE I SHOULD BRAINSTORM OR START A NEW PROJECT TEEHEEE HEEE HEEE HAHAHAHAHA 🤸🏽‍♀️🤺🚴🏽‍♀️🤾🏽‍♀️

— Lilly (@Lilly) September 4, 2018

where is the vaccine for being tired

— grace spelman: CEO of being bad at math (@GraceSpelman) December 23, 2020

Not to be dramatic but I am tired every single moment of the day.

— Gena-mour Barrett (@SmileGena) September 10, 2019

I opened my fridge, an apple fell out, and I yelled, “I’m tired!” at it. How are y’all doing?

— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) March 10, 2021

me: I should go to sleep early, I’ve been exhausted all week.

me: I wonder what happened to the guy in LFO with the big teeth, I should google him for an hour and a half.

— scaachi (@Scaachi) January 12, 2019

BRAIN AT 10 PM: I’m exhausted. if i do not fall asleep witin the next hour i’m afraid i will die. My body needs rest. It needs darkness. It needs quiet. I need to reset my body for the next day

BRAIN AT 3 AM: jungle boogie horn line

— grace spelman: CEO of being bad at math (@GraceSpelman) November 13, 2018

I’m at the age where i feel like no matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired

— Kyle (@kkunta__) September 16, 2019

There comes a time in everybody’s life where they get so tired they realize they look like the exhausted lead detective of a primetime police procedural.

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) April 18, 2018

I think Nick-at-Nite is singlehandedly responsible for making me a sleepy adult.

I got no sleep as a kid. Too many sitcoms to watch.

— Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) March 9, 2021

Thrilled to announce I am so sleepy despite sleeping for 12 hours straight

— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) December 10, 2020

I’m sleepy and fighting it like a toddler. Guess it’s time to self-parent my ass to bed.

— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) February 1, 2021

I don’t understand how I can constantly feel like I’m not doing enough and be perpetually exhausted.

Which one is it, am I a lazy bitch or not?!

— Gena-mour Barrett (@SmileGena) July 12, 2019

some girls can sleep all day & still be sleepy. I am she, she is me.

— giselle (top 4%) (@giselIe333) January 24, 2021

Always either hungry or tired.

— Lilly (@Lilly) October 20, 2018

Is there a word for what comes after exhausted, ‘cause I’m that. pic.twitter.com/TtoSg3zPol

— Natasha Rothwell (@natasharothwell) August 22, 2020

“why do you always look tired?” because i’m ugly??? what answer are u looking for here

— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) July 4, 2019

I am the first person to ever be tired

— grace spelman: CEO of being bad at math (@GraceSpelman) March 26, 2021

“can u multitask” yes im both mentally and physically exhausted right now

— j (@gIocki) September 7, 2020

me at 8: I’m so tired, I can go to bed right now

me at 11: pic.twitter.com/SCQkNMv5xA

— Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) March 30, 2021

Just to confirm… everyone feels tired ALL the time no matter how much sleep they get or caffeine they consume, but also has trouble falling asleep / is constantly hungry but also nauseous with acid reflux / spends every second working or cleaning yet nothing gets accomplished?

— Kenyon Laing (@KenyonLaing) February 9, 2021

I know I’m exhausted because not even animal crossing can get me out this bed.

— king crissle (@crissles) May 29, 2020

As a millennial I feel most represented when I see a character on TV who looks tired for no apparent reason

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) February 5, 2019

I woke up tired.

— Natasha Rothwell (@natasharothwell) May 30, 2020

My boyfriend keeps telling me he’s “uninterested in getting involved with this discourse” every time I bring up how sleepy he is all the time

— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) March 24, 2021

I don’t understand how I’m sleepy the whole day… but when it’s time to sleep I have energy to run a whole marathon.

— BretmanRock’s Year (@bretmanrock) September 4, 2019

Sometimes you have to lie down even when you’re not sleepy just to let sleep know you’re available.

— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) May 16, 2020

apologies to anyone that spoke to me today. I said goodbye instead of hello, you’re welcome instead of thank you, etc. brain is dead. very sleepy

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 27, 2018

everyone always says i look tired in every photo and video and first of all, i am. second of all, that’s just my face.

— Luke Hemmings (@Luke5SOS) June 6, 2019

Me: *overwhelmed, exhausted, drowning in stress*
Nobody:
Me: Ok fine, I’ll coach soccer.

— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 29, 2019

*takes a break from writing to eat*
*immediately feels sleepy after eating. takes a break from writing to nap*
*wakes up hungry* : well can’t write on an empty stomach!

— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) July 21, 2018

As a child I never knew that being exhausted was part of being an adult.

— 🌴 Envy 🌴 (@envydatropic) November 12, 2019

ME: wow I am exhausted, can’t even focus, eyes are shriveling inside my skull
BRAIN: so go to bed
ME: no

— bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss) May 20, 2020

Pitch: a web series called sleepy ones where I interview guests while drinking increasingly sleepier nighttime teas.

— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) July 17, 2020

“you always look tired”
BECAUSE I AM TIRED BITCH pic.twitter.com/pVi6dkf98J

— ⋆ (@tristehomo) July 19, 2018

I am too exhausted to seize the day, but I will seize any bag of candy that gets in my path.

— Stacey (@skittle624) March 2, 2018

Nothing gets me immediately sleepy quite like imagining my mom coming into my room to say, “get up it’s time for school”

— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) August 15, 2020

I’m only exhausted as an adult because toddler me wouldn’t take naps.

— 🌴 Envy 🌴 (@envydatropic) February 12, 2020