After 12 years of watching Britain’s Got Talent we really thought we’d seen it all, but it appears not.

The Australian version of the show (that’ll be Australia’s Got Talent), has trumped anything we’ve ever witnessed on the UK series (yes even, dog yoga) thanks to Aussie contestant Tim Patch, AKA Pricasso (stay with us). 

The 69-year-old appeared on the show over the weekend to show off his errrm, talent – and quite a bit more. 

And Tim’s ‘talent’? That’ll be painting with his penis.

Safe to say, painting by numbers, it ain’t.

Tim, sorry, Pricasso, opted to paint a portrait of judge Shane Jacobson much to the horror/delight of fellow judge Nicole Scherzinger. 

“That is a lot to take in!” Nicole exclaimed. “He’s really painting with his willy.”

At least all four judges – and the audience – were spared from anything too x-rated, which couldn’t be said for host Ricki-Lee Coulter, who was standing in the wings, and got a lot more of Tim than she bargained for.

And what did Shane think of the finished portrait?

“The truth is, we’re here to judge talent, the actual painting itself does look like me and we love it. So it’s a yes from me.”

Unsurprisingly, it was also a ‘yes’ from the other three judges too – including Nicole who said she couldn’t wait for him to return.

Be careful what you wish for Nicole.

Watch Pricasso in action in the video above.